Did Hetalia take over your life? Don’t worry, you’re in good company. Add 1 point for every question answered affirmatively and tally it up at the end. You can see just how far gone you are! Tag your Hetalia friends and Congressmen (I kid) once you’re done!

I should mention that each question should probably be prefaced with “Since you’ve started watching/reading Hetalia…”

Communications:
1. [ ] You’ve answered a question with the phrase “Because I’m the Hero!” (I'm such a dork)
2. [ ] You’ve exclaimed “Maple!”
3. [ ] You’ve ended a sentence with “aru”
4. [x] You’ve memorized Marukaite Chikyuu
5. [x] You've answered "I'll think about it" or "perhaps" by all of which you mean "no".
6. [ ] “CANNONBALL!!!” has inexplicably been replaced by “VODKAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
7. [x] You’ve accidentally (or purposefully) referred to a country by its Hetalia nickname
8. [ ] You refer to your glasses as “Texas”
9. [x] You’ve memorized another country’s national anthem

4/9

Friends and Relations:
10. [ ] You’ve renamed your old stuffed polar bear “Kumajiro” and he still can’t remember your name
11. [ ] One or more of your class choices in school was even slightly Hetalia influenced
12. [x] You refer to at least three of your friends by country name rather than real name
13. [ ] You have at least three country names in your phone’s address book
14. [x] You’ve RP’ed Hetalia
15. [ ] At least 3 people on your facebook friends list were found through Hetalia
16. [ ] At least 3 people on your instant messenger list have Hetalia icons
17. [x] YOU have a Hetalia icon
18. [x] You worry when your British friend offers to cook
19. [ ] You’ve woken up to strange Hetalia-related text messages on your phone (Not yet xD)

8/19

The Generals:
20.[ ] After listening to your current rotation of songs, you have an odd craving for Fish and Chips.
21.[x] You can see the unicorns. THEY’RE THERE I SWEAR
22.[x] You want to be one with Russia
23.[ ] You prefer Shinatty-chan to Hello Kitty
24.[x] Today, too, you were awesome all day
25.[ ] You know what an “ahoge” is
26.[ ] You HAVE an ahoge
27.[x] You know where Santa comes from

12/27

Helping the economy:
28.[ ] You’ve purchased at least one piece of Hetalia merchandise, official or not
29.[ ] You have at least one Hetalia uniform in your room
30.[x] You have easy access to a white flag. Y’know, just in case (it's a giant white flag)
31.[ ] You have at least one country’s flag other than your own (from Mexico)
32.[ ] You purchased a song/item because it totally had the name of your favorite country in it
33.[ ] You’ve eaten a burger and/or a milkshake just because it’s the American Thing To Do
34.[ ] You’ve bought a Lordship/Ladyship from Sealand
35.[ ] You’ve attempted to learn the piano to express your feelings

13/35

International relations:
36.[x] Even if you’ve wanted to travel before, you now have a strong urge to visit your favorite countries
37.[x] You now seriously want to travel to one of the lesser-visited countries (Seychelles! For the win!)
38.[x] Whenever someone mentions a point in history, you can’t help but imagine it being acted out by the country-tans
39.[x] You drink a conspicuous amount of tea nowadays
40.[x] You’ve tried more international food
41.[x] You’ve tried at least one new international recipe
42.[ ] You’ve taken a liking to sunflowers
43.[x] You read or watch the news more often
44.[x] You read international news
45.[x] Screw Palestine, PRUSSIA needs its own state (FUCK YES)
46.[ ] You wiki’d the Busby Chair (I've heard about it before, but I just really wanted to see what it was)
47.[x] You wish your country would make closer diplomatic relations to another country so your favorite pairing would be canon
48.[ ] You’ve discovered the joys of siesta
49.[x] You’ve speculated long and hard about what a currently-non-Hetalia country-tan would look like
50.[ ] Hetalia has made you more patriotic (a little bit)

24/50 xD